The Perfect Day
The concept of «perfect day» may be dramatically sex-dependent…
The Perfect Day for a Woman
08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
08:30 Weigh in: 10 lbs lighter than yesterday
08:45 Breakfast in bed: freshly squeezed oranges and croissants. Open present:
expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner
09:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant irish aquatic flowers bath oil
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, tropical plants shampoo and comb-out
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe, sightseeing an alpine lake
12:45 Catch sight of ex-boyfriend’s wife; she has gained 40 lbs
01:00 Shopping with friends, paying with a credit card given by a secret admirer
03:00 Nap on the sofa, watching preferred soap
04:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from a secret admirer
04:15 1/4 hour workout at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
05:30 Choose outfit for dinner from extensive designer wardrobe parade before full-length mirror. Make up by a gay visagist
07:00 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing; compliments received from other diners/dancers
09:30 Hot shower alone
10:00 Make love
11:00 Pillow talk; light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
The Perfect Day for a Man
06:00 Alarm
06:15 Blowjob
06:30 Cigarette, coffee and massive dump while reading a men-only magazine. Final masturbation
07:00 Breakfast: cappuccino, rump steak and eggs
07:30 Taxi arrives
07:45 Gin and Tonic at the airport
08:15 Private learjet to Las Vegas
09:30 Taxi to the casino
09:45 Lose a thousand dollars at the roulette
11:45 Lunch: two dozens oysters with a limited production white wine
12:15 Blowjob
12:30 Win 2500 dollars at the roulette
02:15 Taxi to the hotel, two Gin and Tonic
02:30 Check in the most expensive Las Vegas Hotel; nap in front of the television after hot shower and masturbation
03:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with a female topless crew
04:30 Get two of them to make lesbian scenes together, while drinking champagne and eating strawberries
05:00 Back to hotel, body massage by a naked Thailandese
07:00 Wack latest news lying naked in bed, rubbing own balls
07:30 Dinner: lobster, Dom Perignon 1968, big juicy fillet steak, fried potatoes
09:00 After-dinner relax with a 1789 Augler Cognac and a first-choice Maroc hashish joint
10:00 Sex with two nymphomaniac teenagers
10:30 Realizing one of them is transsexual, giving a damn of it
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with pizza and cleansing ale
11:45 To bed
11:50 Farting 4 or 5 times, giggling for the good smell
11:55 Fall asleep with TV on, rubbing own balls
Just a joke!!! Don’t write to me about this!
Carolyn
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